BREAKING: Pabst Brewing Co. for sale
Hey, want to buy America’s fourth-largest brewery? Well, if you have an extra $300 million lying around, you can. Pabst Brewing Co. is for sale.
According to Pabst chief executive officer Brian Kovalchuck, the company hired Merrill Lynch to examine potential buyers. Currently, The Kalmanovitz Charitable Trust owns the brewers of Pabst, Colt 45, and a host of other high end (we kid!) beers. (Note: Apparently, Miller Brewing Co. actually brews the beers on a contract basis. Whatever.)
Who wants to start a fund? We have like $50 bucks we’ll throw into the pot.
