…besides Zingiberene, that is. In the Sept./Oct. 2009 issue we raved about the crazy-tangy, hopless ale crafted with real, raw ginger, but the cozy Grand Rapids, Michigan-based Schmohz Brewing pours a host of inkworthy brews. Thank God for the Internet. Below, our five favorite crafts from the humble yet pretty genius brewery.
Kiss My Scottish Arse
This 9.3%-ABV Scotch ale pours an ominous shade of dark brown with a big khaki head and a flat cola consistency. Boozy, malty, and smooth, the swallow’s characterized by caramelized, roasty malt, dry hops, wonderful chocolate notes and, of course, alcohol.
Barleywine
We scored a sneak peak of the brewery’s yet-unnamed barleywine, crafted to celebrate Schmohz fifth anniversary; the beer pours on Dec. 17. Frankly, it’s one of the best barleywines we’ve tasted. Low in carbonation with virtually no head, the beer’s smooth and brandylike with a hint of sourness. You can smell the alcohol a mile away.
Miracle Off 28th St.
One of only two Schmohz beers with residual sugars, this 9.2% old ale is the sweetest and heaviest of the bunch. Rife with spice, caramel, and light fruit smells, the beer presents a lightly roasted, toffee malt flavor that carries the scents through the mouth.
Pickle Tink
A wheat beer brewed with Michigan strawberries, this is a pleasantly left-field take on a fruit beer. First, it packs a 7.3% ABV — and you’d never know it. Light and a bit tart, it’s not terribly fruity; the strawberries aren’t obvious, and serve mainly to give the beer a slight sour pucker. The pastel-orange color’s gorgeous. It’s off the taps for now, but catch it again in May.
Bone Crusher Stout
Perky for a stout, this smooth, 6.4%-ABV brew cajoles you into drinking more than one. The aroma is low but savory and roasty, and the taste is fresh, dark and roasty with hints of cocoa, coffee, dark fruits, and malt. Hops balance out the nicely dry swallow.