DRAFT Magazine

Canada’s victory over the United States in men’s ice hockey yesterday cost us more than a gold medal. It also means President Barack Obama will buy Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper a case of Molson Canadian.

The two leaders made a friendly bet on the outcome of the game. Clearly, it didn’t go well for the Leader of the Free World, but hey, it’s just a couple beers. Take it out of the budget. The National Debt will just grow anyway.