BREAKING: Pabst Brewing Co. for sale
By Noah Davis • Nov 2nd, 2009 • Category: Beer Companies
Hey, want to buy America’s fourth-largest brewery? Well, if you have an extra $300 million lying around, you can. Pabst Brewing Co. is for sale.
According to Pabst chief executive officer Brian Kovalchuck, the company hired Merrill Lynch to examine potential buyers. Currently, The Kalmanovitz Charitable Trust owns the brewers of Pabst, Colt 45, and a host of other high end (we kid!) beers. (Note: Apparently, Miller Brewing Co. actually brews the beers on a contract basis. Whatever.)
Who wants to start a fund? We have like $50 bucks we’ll throw into the pot.
Count me in for $5.00!
Let’s do this! I got a 5-er!
I’m solid for $100. Find 299,999,845 more people willing to shell out $1 and we have a deal.